Ok, great! It’s so nice to sea you! You might be wondering the porpoise of my bringing you here…ohhhhkay that’s enough of that. (Could have milked it a little more – Ed.)
My name is Jacqueline Desant, and you’re reading Down From the Heights, my brand new opinion column on life in Salvation City brought to you by TUNA!
I love this city. It’s my home, and in all my years here I’ve never seen it more divided. As we recover and rebuild from the devastating attacks on the Upper City, we need to ask the difficult questions – like how did we get so far apart? How do we come back together again? How the Hellion can anyone eat a whole egg flavour GEB cube?
In Down from the Heights, I’ll be taking my camera and my pen and finding out the answers to these questions and more. Whether it’s the boulevards of Union Heights, the streets of the Rows, the oddities of the Undercity or even the treacherous outskirts of the Wasteland…nowhere is off limits.
As for what I’m going to find out there? That’s where you come in. I want to hear stories. Funny, sad or strange. Things that bring us together, and things that shed light on the real lives of the real people of Salvation City. Perception is Reality – you’ve heard it a thousand times. So let’s start bringing those perceptions – those realities that we all live in – a little closer together.
So if you spot me down there on the streets of Salvation City, don’t hesitate to come say hi! And if you see me behind the Trident Bar in Union Heights, drop the name of this column for 20% off your drinks!
See you in Hellion – there’s nowhere in the galaxy I’d rather be.
(Really, another Hellion pun? Stay on theme. – Ed)
Oops! Sorry! Guess I’ll be…cetacean you around!
